Open Mic @ The Globe |
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From The Workes of William Shakespeare... kind of |
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"You'd have scars too if you did all your sewing in a cupboard. It's dark in there. Like my soul. My soul is dark like Russell Brand's hair." |
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Ophelia
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"Nutrisse means nourish. Oh I love crazy talk!" |
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Hamlet
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"It's like that Sex In The City test where you get to find out which of the four gossipy whores you're the most like. Even I find that program insulting and I am ficitional and find it hard to get married." |
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Katherine
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"No am/dram accents. No scaff towers. No one door to represent everything. No Kenneth Brannagh. And no making it about Iraq. I'f I'd wanted Coriolanus to be about Iraq I'd have set it there myself." |
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Shakespeare
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| "She's so erotically incorrect. Botticelli meets trench warfare." | ||||||
Richard III
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"Do I like tomatoes?" |
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Hamlet |
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"You see a cub scout with an empty arm and you think, either this muppet can't swin, cook or tie knots, or he ain't got his sewing badge yet." |
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Ophelia |
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"Richard III's basically a knob!" |
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Shakespeare |
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